- Dr. Zack Addy: I'm sorry things are going badly for you.
- [Hodgins chuckles slightly]
- Dr. Zack Addy: Why are you laughing?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: My best friend is locked up in a loony bin, wearing gloves because he blew up his own hands, and he feels sorry for me.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I just wish Zack was here, that's all.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You gotta get over it. Zack's not coming back!
- Dr. Zack Addy: I know where to find the victim's head.
- [Everyone turns and stare at Zack]
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: This is not good.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: How did you get out?
- Dr. Zack Addy: You don't look happy to see me.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, we're not!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: *I* am. I really am.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [Booth is about to enter his car] Wait... What if he... look I don't know what if he overpowers me?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Zack?
- Dr. Zack Addy: I'm much stronger than I look.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: He's done it before. He killed a man.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay. Zack, promise you're not gonna kill Sweets.
- Dr. Zack Addy: I promise.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: There you go.
- [Goes to his car]
- Dr. Zack Addy: [dejectedly] Yeah.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [slight chuckle] There you go.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I don't want to be a sexy scientist!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: C'mon, Bones. That's like me saying I don't want to be a sexy FBI agent. We can't change who we are.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: If your back doesn't hurt then why are you letting me drive?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well you know what? Don't get used to it. because I heal really really fast.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: My guys, they didn't find the victim's head in the pool. All right? So I've put out a bulletin to orthopedic doctors within 200 miles of the body drop.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The body parts drop. The victim was killed chopped up, and then dropped.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Breaking in a new intern, aren't you?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: How did you know?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well because, you know, you're always get overly precise. That's how I usually know.
- Wendell Bray: I don't get you people. I'd like to work here but it's like a minefield, too many ways to step wrong.
- Angela Montenegro: I admit it takes some getting used to... Good luck.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: You have to let me tell the truth.
- Dr. Zack Addy: You can't tell anyone without my permission... We should go in, I don't want to get you in trouble.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I know you're upset about breaking up with Angela, Dr. Hodgins. And I know you're upset about losing Zack. But despite your personal problems this is a *workplace*. And your attitude leave a *lot* to be desired.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Fine. If you want to make a change, you *make* a change. Otherwise let me do my job and let me hatch this egg!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey, Dr. Saroyan, I'm not moving into Zack's space. I'm not being difficult. I just - I can't do it. I hope you understand.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I understand. I thought you being the one who moved in there would be easiest for Zack.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, if he were a normal human that might be true, but...
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [slight laugh] Yeah.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Professor Amerian] Was Jared Addison one of your students?
- Jim Amerian: I'm bound by patient confidentiality, I'm sure you understand?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Jared was chopped into pieces and tossed away into an industrial pool.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: And that is not one of your... therapy exercises, now is it?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr. Hodgins.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Shhh! My egg is hatching.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: You need quiet for that?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: No, I was just hoping it would keep you from talking.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: You know you'll only be released from this Psychiatric Institution if we cure you of your delusion.
- Dr. Zack Addy: I was *wrong*, not delusional.
- Orderly: [Orderly opens the door for Sweets] You card must've expired, Dr. Sweets.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [to Orderly] Thank you.
- [to Zack]
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Well perhaps you should consider that your delusion is that you're not delusional.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You know my reviews, Booth. But... do you read my books?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Every single word.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You never said anything.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well I figured, you know, I'm all over your real world. Why would you want me in your fantasy world too?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [upon hearing the victim had kelp and coffee grounds in the treads of his shoes] So the giant todler was brewing coffee on the beach before being killed?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [sarcastically] Yeah, that's it. Case solved!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Sweets, what are you doing?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: I'm putting myself in the mind of an obsessive compulsive in order to figure out where I might conceal a... memory enhancer, a psycho-sexual proxy.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right. Right. What's that mean?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Masturbatory aid.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, check the shoes.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Good.
- [Starts checking the shoes]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: WHAT? You're not going to find it in the shoes.
- [Sweets holds up something]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Do all boys keep their masturbatory aids in their shoes or is that particular to *you*?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's for me to know and you to find out.
- Angela Montenegro: All right, these are children's shoes, but they're size 11.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: So you think are victim was a giant toddler?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. That would show up in the bones.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Sarcasm does not play with on the forensic platform.
- Gary Tushman: Book-wise, it's no longer about good writing per-se. It's about marketability.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Of the book.
- Gary Tushman: Of the author. There's a reason why your photo takes up the entire back cover of your books.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because I'm a very good writer.
- Gary Tushman: You're serviceable, but your success is contingent on your image as a hot scientist chick.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's not true, is it?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Of course not! Don't call my partner a chick! What's the matter with you?