Kitchen Nightmares (TV Series)

Sabatiello's (2008)

J.V. Martin: Self - Narrator

Quotes 

• Self - Narrator : With food now coming back, it's a perfect opportunity for Gordon to witness Sammy's customer service skills.

  Sammy : How did you want your meat cooked? Did you want it rare?

  Lady : I wanted it medium rare.

  Sammy : So can we make you another one? Will you wait or you don't want it all?

  Lady : I'll wait, but the thing is I don't want you to stick it back in a microwave.

  Sammy : No, we're going to throw that out and make you a new one. Nobody's talking about microwave. You're the one who's talking about microwave.

  Lady : [lifts up plate]  It came out of a microwave, otherwise it wouldn't be exuding heat.

  Sammy : [sarcastically]  Do you work for a microwave company? You know so much about microwaves.

  [walks away but still within earshot] 

  Sammy : Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Get the fuck out of here. Tell her to take a hike.

  Customer : [having overheard]  That is rude. Wow. To speak to a customer like that, that's disgusting.

  [Later when the lamb is "recooked"/microwaved and brought back to the lady, the restaurant breaks out in applause] 

  Sammy : [to the customers]  No wait, we're not done yet. I want to see you cut into it.

  [the lady gives him a look as if to say, "Are you serious right now?"] 

  Sammy : How is it? Is it still too rare?

  Lady : [almost bemused]  You know what? I'm done. No more chances.

  Sammy : Unbelievable.

  [interview] 

  Sammy : Oh my God. I just wanted to pick her up and throw her out. There's a right way and a wrong way of handling something like that and she was totally wrong.

  Sammy's Girlfriend : [having witnessed the entire event]  You know what? You need to go out and apologize to her.

  Sammy : I'm not going out and apologizing to her!

  Sammy's Girlfriend : Go out and apologize to her. Go out and apologize to her. Go out and apologize to her.