The Office (TV Series)

Stress Relief (2009)

Robin Lynch: Rose

Quotes 

• Rose : So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

  Michael Scott : No, Rose. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

  Rose : No, that's not part of it.

  Michael Scott : Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?

  Kevin Malone : I would want to live with no legs.

  Michael Scott : How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don't do anything.

• Kevin Malone : [giving chest compressions to the practice dummy]  I can't keep doing this forever.

  Rose : It's been 20 seconds.

  Kevin Malone : [gives up]  Call it.

• Rose : Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minute.

  Michael Scott : Okay, that's... that's hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

  Jim Halpert : How's that gonna help you?

  Michael Scott : I will divide and then count to it.

  Jim Halpert : Right.

  [gives confused smile to camera]