The Office (TV Series)

Lecture Circuit: Part 1 (2009)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

• [Michael and Pam arrive at the Utica branch; a pregnant Karen walks out to meet them] 

  Karen Filippelli : Hi, guys!

  Michael Scott : Oh my god... is that Jim's?

  Karen Filippelli : [angrily]  What?

  Pam Beesly : Michael...

  Karen Filippelli : Of course not!

  Michael Scott : Okay, wow... oh man! My head just exploded. Woo, thank god for everybody, right? Hoo-kay. Wow, you're huge! That's... incredible! I g-god, sorry. Sorry, my head is... I'm just... I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and...

  Karen Filippelli : [interrupts]  Let's just get this over with, shall we?

• Michael Scott : [to Pam]  Good morning. You ready? And we're off. Like a herd of turtles.

• Michael Scott : I have an amazing mnemonic device by which I have now memorized all of your names.

  [pointing to people in the room] 

  Michael Scott : Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman.

• Michael Scott : So, what we do is we drive all day and we stay in hotels together at night.

  Pam Beesly : Separate rooms.

  Michael Scott : Well, that goes without saying.

  Pam Beesly : I'm gonna say it anyway.