The Office (TV Series)
Lecture Circuit: Part 1 (2009)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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[Michael and Pam arrive at the Utica branch; a pregnant Karen walks out to meet them]
Karen Filippelli : Hi, guys!
Michael Scott : Oh my god... is that Jim's?
Karen Filippelli : [angrily] What?
Pam Beesly : Michael...
Karen Filippelli : Of course not!
Michael Scott : Okay, wow... oh man! My head just exploded. Woo, thank god for everybody, right? Hoo-kay. Wow, you're huge! That's... incredible! I g-god, sorry. Sorry, my head is... I'm just... I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and...
Karen Filippelli : [interrupts] Let's just get this over with, shall we?
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Michael Scott : [to Pam] Good morning. You ready? And we're off. Like a herd of turtles.
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Michael Scott : I have an amazing mnemonic device by which I have now memorized all of your names.
[pointing to people in the room]
Michael Scott : Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman.
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Michael Scott : So, what we do is we drive all day and we stay in hotels together at night.
Pam Beesly : Separate rooms.
Michael Scott : Well, that goes without saying.
Pam Beesly : I'm gonna say it anyway.