The Office (TV Series)
Blood Drive (2009)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
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Meredith Palmer : She could be your soul mate.
Dwight Schrute : Not likely. Three billion women on the planet, most of them live in Asia, so the numbers just don't add up.
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Dwight Schrute : [referring to a dating mixer] Lonely people mixing with one other? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? You're not allowing natural selection to do its work. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt.