The Office (TV Series)

Business Ethics (2008)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Oscar Martinez : Okay. Once in a while, I'll take a long lunch.

  Michael Scott : A siesta.

  Dwight Schrute : Time thief. Time thief. Fire him!

  Jim Halpert : Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?

  Dwight Schrute : Never.

  Michael Scott : You are a thief of joy.

• Michael Scott : When I discovered YouTube, I didn't work for five days. I did nothing. I watched Cookie Monster sing Chocolate Rain about a thousand times.

• Meredith Palmer : Am I in trouble here or something?

  Michael Scott : No. No, this is just a stupid formality.

  Holly Flax : No, it's not a formality. Now, were these "meet-ups" just personal, unrelated to business?

  Meredith Palmer : No. I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't for the discount paper. There's not a lot of fruit in those looms.

  Michael Scott : Ugh. For the love of God, we're trying to help you, you stupid bag.

• Michael Scott : This, I think, was a great ethics seminar. She has given us a lot of wonderful things to think about. Right, what is wrong - who's to say, really, in the end? I mean, because it is... unknowable. But let's give her a round of applause.