The Office (TV Series)
Business Ethics (2008)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Oscar Martinez : Okay. Once in a while, I'll take a long lunch.
Michael Scott : A siesta.
Dwight Schrute : Time thief. Time thief. Fire him!
Jim Halpert : Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?
Dwight Schrute : Never.
Michael Scott : You are a thief of joy.
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Jim Halpert : Hey, Andy.
Andy Bernard : Yo.
Jim Halpert : By any chance, did you see "Battlestar Galactica" last night?
Andy Bernard : No, I did not. Was that any good?
Jim Halpert : Actually not. It was really so-so.
Dwight Schrute : [Really annoyed] Okay.
[Jim threatens with the stopwatch]
Jim Halpert : I mean, I like all the crazy monsters and stuff, you know, like Klingons and Wookiees and all that, but...
[Dwight turns to respond, but Jim shows the stopwatch again]
Jim Halpert : Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?
Andy Bernard : Is that anything like the original "Battlestar Galactica"?
Jim Halpert : You know what's weird? It's practically a shot-for-shot remake.
Andy Bernard : Really? Huh. That's cool.
Jim Halpert : The story's kind of bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian...
Dwight Schrute : [Ever more annoyed than before] Okay.
Jim Halpert : ...who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.
Andy Bernard : That doesn't sound right.