- Kevin Malone: Dunder Mifflin. This is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you.
- [yells]
- Kevin Malone: Oscar! Your mom!
- Jim Halpert: Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically? I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that.
- Michael Scott: [rhetorically] Don't think a woman can be a man? Well, then that's *your* stereotype, not mine.
- Jim Halpert: Yep, I used to play soccer in school. From second to fourth grade. I was on the orange team.
- Pam Beesly: [frustrated shouting] I can't do this. I had a real job. I sat 10 feet away from my fiancé. I had health benefits. I was just feeling impulsive. I should've gotten a tiny tattoo on my ankle.
- Michael Scott: Blech.
- Pam Beesly: I have doubts about this too. But when one person freaks out, sometimes it weirdly makes the other one calmer. That's one thing I've learned about relationships. I hate that I just used the word relationship.
- [Michael comes out in a suit]
- Pam Beesly: Hey! You look great!
- [checks something off her list]
- Pam Beesly: Let's go!
- Michael Scott: Alright.
- Michael Scott: Pam. Everyone deserves a second second chance.
- [He turns to Ryan]
- Michael Scott: Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?
- Ryan Howard: Sixty thousand dollars a year.
- Pam Beesly: You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?
- Ryan Howard: What do you make, secretary?
- Bowling Alley Manager: Back to work, shoe bitch!