The Office (TV Series)

Baby Shower (2008)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Michael Scott : If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no... government, and... things could get terrible. It actually, probably, it would be a better... screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.

• Michael Scott : You know what, Phyllis? I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the lead out. Because, if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well, you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?

• Michael Scott : [whispering]  Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege and honor to present for the first time in her life, and in the office, As...

  Jan Levinson : -trid.

  Michael Scott : -trid Levinson! Hi!

  [holds Astrid up] 

  Michael Scott : Astrid, this is everybody. Look! This is your family!

  [Kevin waves, Dwight smiles] 

  Michael Scott : You're going to know them for the rest of your life!

  Jan Levinson : Well...

  Michael Scott : Well, he may not be here.

  [indicates Creed] 

  Michael Scott : Say hello! Okay, here we go. Lion King!

  [lifts Astrid over his head] 

  Jan Levinson : Woah, Michael, Michael, MICHAEL!

• Michael Scott : Ready to play some games? Let's do it!

  Kevin Malone : Michael, the baby's already been born.

  Michael Scott : Yeah, duh...

  Kevin Malone : So, we had games planned, but the baby ruins all of them.

  Michael Scott : [angrily]  No, the baby doesn't ruin anything, Kevin. Okay? The baby... multiplies the fun. Let's just... do what you were going to do.

  Kevin Malone : Okay... who wants to guess when the baby will be born?

• Michael Scott : So this is Astird.

  Jan Levinson : Astrid.