The Office (TV Series)

Baby Shower (2008)

Leslie David Baker: Stanley Hudson

Quotes 

• Stanley Hudson : I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They're always complaining. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles. I'm constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don't get sore too? Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?

• Andy Bernard : So, Jan, tell my intended about the miracle of childbirth.

  [Angela rolls her eyes] 

  Jan Levinson : Well, actually, I uh, I had a tub birth. That was really, really quite amazing.

  Angela Martin : You gave birth in a *tub*?

  Jan Levinson : Yeah, it's... it's a really nice transition from womb to, to world, you know? Kinda like a big womb...

  Kelly Kapoor : Umm, so you're in the tub with... everything?

  Jan Levinson : Oh yeah, the afterbirth floats. Yeah.

  [smiles] 

  Creed Bratton : Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach.

  Jan Levinson : Oh no, it's actually really hygienic, Creed.

  Creed Bratton : [shakes his head]  Ugh...

  Stanley Hudson : I'm done.

  [walks out] 

  Oscar Martinez : Me too.

  [follows Stanley]