- Kelly Kapoor: Dwight, get out of my nook.
- Pam Beesley: [Jumping up and down in her chair] That's what she said. That's what she said! That's what she said!
- [going into Michael's office to receive his customer reports]
- Jim Halpert: That is me. Wish me luck.
- Dwight Schrute: No way.
- Pam Beesley: [on Jim's Bluetooth] Good luck.
- Jim Halpert: Thanks.
- Dwight Schrute: I didn't say anything.
- Pam Beesley: I love you.
- Jim Halpert: I love you, too.
- Dwight Schrute: What do you think I'm saying to you?
- Andy Bernard: Big idea, double wedding! Me, Angela, you, Holly.
- Michael Scott: No. We would never do that. And if we did, it would be with Jim and Pam.
- Jim Halpert: Yeah, we'd never do that.
- Michael Scott: Yeah, so there you go.
- Michael Scott: [reading the customer survey] "Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant."
- Jim Halpert: I think he means smug.
- Michael Scott: Arrogance.
- Jim Halpert: Michael, I'm just trying to...
- Michael Scott: [interrupting] And there's our smudgeness.
- Michael Scott: If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you're laughing?
- Dwight Schrute: Impossible to say, I can't see myself.
- Michael Scott: You're not.
- Michael Scott: Kelly...
- Kelly Kapoor: I was raped.
- Michael Scott: You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all of your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again. Don't keep doing that.
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