- Mr. Boston: [on battling Nibblz in the "Bed Battle"] I'm kind of turned on, I've never done dominatrix before. Even if I don't win for my team, at least it will be a fun sexual experience.
- Real: [about Hoopz] I can't even lie to you, I actually do like her. She's like an amazing-ass person.
- Rodeo: When the Green team chose Chance, I knew it was on, I want to break him in half.
- [laughs hysterically]
- Mr. Boston: [Megan and Brandi C. are giving Mr. Boston a massage] I think I have wood.
- [the girls massage him harder]
- Nibblz: [after losing to Mr. Boston on "The Bed Battle"] This sucks on so many levels. Not only did I lose, I lost to Mr. Boston. Do you know how bad that is going to look for me back in Brooklyn?