- Coming off the heels of the previous elimination, a massive shift of power within the alliances takes place.
- Hoopz and Toastee are displeased with how the last vote went down. Alliances are shifting. They all wake up in pairs. The Entertainer thinks Destiney might be "the one." "You really know you like a girl when you have to fart and you hold it in," one of the guys says from under the covers.
Chance wants to get rid of Destiney. They get a message about their next challenge. They have to pick new captains.
Toastee picks herself so she can get rid of the three traitors: Heather, 12 Pack and the Entertainer. This is somewhat similar to how electoral caucuses work. Real is selected for the green team.
They head to the next challenge called "the Crying Game." An awesome montage of people crying from the "of Love" shows rolls. For the challenge, each member of both teams will have to produce a tear. Toastee elects Hoopz to sit the challenge out to even up the teams.
There are aids to help produce tears: onions, cayenne pepper, a cigar, hot sauce and tweezers. There are five aids and six players so someone is going to have to cry without help. The Gold team picks Rodeo to cry naturally. "She seems to be very good at crying on shows such as this, so we feel very confident," 12 Pack boasts.
A ref draws a line across each player's face below their nose. The tear must pass to be counted.
Toastee feels good about her team, but the Green team has Brandi, Megan and Destiney, "three girls who cry a lot, so it's up in the air."
Pumkin has no idea what cayenne pepper is, so she decides to apply it directly to her eyes. The good news is that it works really quickly and she produces the first tear. The bad news is that she put freakin' cayenne pepper in her eye. Heather quickly makes the second tear for the Gold Team with use of the onion. The Entertainer leaks next and then Chance gets the first drop for the Green - by sticking the cigar in his eye.
12 Pack misses out on the proceedings because he has put hot sauce in his eye. Quite a brain trust here.
Toastee is nervous because she's not getting anywhere with the cigar smoke. She gives 12 Pack permission to slap her and he happily agrees, whalloping her one. It works.
The Green team is losing so Destiney starts insulting Megan to help her along. That too works. Meanwhile, all previous video evidence to the contrary, Rodeo can't seem to cry. The teams are tied. Her wails of "I want my son!" come up dry.
Brandi C. is one of the last ones for the Green team and, sensing Rodeo's about to win it for Gold, she decides to take drastic measures and gags herself. She just happens to know this makes her eyes water. "At this point I don't care if I throw up as long as I cry," she says, full of self-sacrifice.
Both Brandi C. and Rodeo get a tear on their cheek and it's a race to the finish line.
On the Green team, Real is the only one to come up dry. Chance has about had it with his team, losers for the third time.
Whiteboy says Destiney is on the chopping block and everyone is gunning for her. Back at the house, Destiney appears to still think the challenge is still underway as she cries in her room.
Brandi C. decides to suck up to Toastee, the Paymaster. Whipped cream is involved. A girl on girl make-out is played in slo-mo. The Entertainer, desperate to keep her around, comes up with a plan to act drunk and fake a fight with Destiney so she can go to the girls for comfort.
But everybody is loaded. They're not paying attention to the Entertainer enough for him to pull off his scheme.
The next day they head into the vault. Craig tells them that because of last week's issue at the strongbox, he'll be the only one to handle the check.
Brandi C. nominates herself because she couldn't cry yesterday. Destiney is quickly agreed upon. Real nominates himself because he couldn't cry yesterday either. Megan thinks he's foolishly overconfident and Toastee would be smart to send him home as the strongest opposing player.
"All I know is if they send Destiney home I'm going to blow this whole f***** house up," a love-struck Entertainer proclaims.
Destiney and Entertainer scheme - in bed, naturally. She needs a bold move on the power outing.
They bitch all the way to the outing, but it turns out to be at a gorgeous private beach. They'll be going snorkeling. Brandi has never snorkeled before but quickly finds it the coolest thing she's ever done. Until a shark shows up. Real freaks but the girls have no idea what's wrong with him. He comes out of the ocean with a bloody hand - or so he says. Upon closer inspection, his hand seems fine.
Over lunch they discuss their positions. Destiney reminds Toastee of the first elimination when Toastee promised to have her back. She tells Toastee the best thing she could do strategically is get rid of Real. Toastee likes what she hears and thinks it might be time to break up the Stallionaire alliance.
Toastee picks Real for some one on one. "I just realized it may not have been the safest thing for me to do to stick myself in that damn box," he says later, catching up.
Back at the house, The Entertainer asks to talk to Toastee. He reminds her about when Destiney saved her and pitches sending Real home. "If Toastee sends Destiney home tonight I'm going to make her life a living hell," The Entertainer says.
Toastee talks to her Gold team. Hoopz is thrown by her suggestion to get rid of Real. Pumkin doesn't like it either because the Entertainer is driving her nuts.
Pumkin goes to talk to Real. "If I go home, I'm gonna cry," he says - ironic given that his failure at that is why he nominated himself.
Elimination time. Brandi likes her position because she's failed at everything and everyone thinks she's weak so they won't fear her. Craig asks Entertainer if he'll go if Destiney goes. A make-out montage plays as he ponders, followed by a montage of him at his parents' house. He'll be staying.
Toastee gives Brandi C. the first check, leaving Real and Destiney. Destiney thinks she's out of there. Real is kicking himself for nominating himself. Toastee says she thinks she's doing what's best for her team: she asks Destiney to step forward. She tells her she already has an alliance. Destiney's out. But not before one last kissy face with Entertainer. "I don't play dirty, I just don't. I think that's why I'm leaving so soon," she says.
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