- Chapa: I have had fifty smoothies in the past four days because of this guy. Now, get outta here and let me enjoy my Creston!
- [why has Chapa turned nice?]
- Captain Man: She's clearly possessed by Finniwinks, the Fairy Princess of Sweetness.
- Bose O'Brian: Classic Finniwinks, always turning mean people sweet.
- Captain Man: AWOL is bouncing into a wall; ShoutOut's mouth is covered up, which is kinda nice actually; Brainstorm's taking a much-needed nap!
- Miles Macklin: It's really concerning me that I'm the first person to tell you that violence doesn't solve EVERY PROBLEM.
- Captain Man: Oh, kids... So young.
- Mika Macklin: Superheroes can never fall in love, or even like-like. We're married to Swellview, and there's no room for anything else.
- Captain Man: I have... I have friends.
- Mika Macklin: Really?
- Captain Man: Yes. Tons.
- Miles Macklin: Name one. We'll wait.
- Captain Man: Schwoz!
- Miles Macklin: He works for you.
- Mika Macklin: You slapped him this morning.
- Captain Man: That's just how men shake hands.
- Miles Macklin: Creston? That's a hot guy name.
- Captain Man: It is?
- Bose O'Brian: Uh, have you ever seen an ugly Creston?
- Captain Man: I don't think I've ever seen ANY Creston.
- Bose O'Brian: Well, you're in for a treat.
- [Captain Man enters dressed to kill]
- Captain Man: [singing] All geared up and ready to go. Gonna end some people I don't knoooow.
- Captain Man: [stopping before Mika's suspect pin-ups] This the like-like board?
- Mika Macklin: Yes, but...
- Captain Man: Wow, Henry too, huh? Okay. Got it.
- [back to singing]
- Captain Man: Gonna make some random strangers bleed...