- The Chief: This is Wonder Rat: a wanna-be fat cat dressed like a rat with a brain the size of a gnat.
- The Chief: Too bad that rat-face forgot that piranhas like rodents as snacks. Gumshoes, grab him before the fish do.
- Queen Elizabeth: I've got enough headaches keeping Charles and Di out of the headlines.
- Greg Lee: [not getting a response to go to the next exercise] You didn't even move. They're statues! Wait a minute! Oh, OK, c'mere, you're fine.
- Wonder Rat: So, islanders won't get any more dough. That's awful. How will they afford my new comic book?
- Carmen Sandiego: Your concern is touching.
- Scott Leonard: Students at clown college work for hours each day on thing like juggling...
- Greg Lee: [starting to] Juggling, yes, know it well.
- Scott Leonard: Very nice.
- Greg Lee: Thank you.
- Scott Leonard: Of course, gymnastics...
- Greg Lee: I do not do that.
- Scott Leonard: No?
- Greg Lee: [seeing one of the others cartwheeling] He does, though.
- Scott Leonard: He does. Uh, comedy...
- Greg Lee: No, we don't do that.
- Greg Lee: [giving a thumbs-up after the Lightning Round "lightning bolt" is seen on eithe rside of his head] This is just a trick. I'm OK!
- The Chief: [her pressing the secret sender's remote button to change chanels results in the TV's changing chanels] Sorry about that.
- Carmen Sandiego: OK, Caped Conniver.