- Double Trouble: That Carmen's a party pooper. We've been in jail for 17 seconds already, and she hasn't even visited yet! Look for her in South America.
- The Chief: Here's a list of places Carmen may have traveled: French Guiana, Uruguay, Suriname, Paraguay, Parana River, Guyana, Argentina, Lake Titicaca, Venezuela, Chile, Colombia, Orinoco River, Ecuador!
- Carmen Sandiego: [during Phone Tap] Boys, head for an Asian country east of South Korea. Writers there started a form of poetry called haiku.
- Double Trouble: Poetry? We *love* rhyming; that's why our name is Double Trouble, Charmin' Carmen!
- Carmen Sandiego: A traditional haiku *doesn't* rhyme. It's a short verse using nature or the seasons as a theme. A haiku is just three lines long, and exactly seventeen syllables.
- Double Trouble: Whoa! You hafta count?
- Carmen Sandiego: It's not that tough, boys. Here's a haiku I just wrote: Cash: green as spring grass. Jewels: glistening like snow. Theft: always in season.
- Double Trouble: Carmen, that's the sweet sound of poetic injustice!