- Wonder Rat: Carmen, this is a real bull market.
- Carmen Sandiego: Acme is *bear*ing down on *you*.
- Carmen Sandiego: It's the largest port on Lake Superior.
- Wonder Rat: Lake Superior? Great. A body of water whose name reflects my marvelous character.
- Carmen Sandiego: No, that would be Lake Dolt.
- Sean Altman, Himself - Bass: Rockapella, Himself - Baritone: Rockapella, Himself - High Tenor: Rockapella: [calling him out to sing] Greg, we need you. Greg, we need you. Oh, yes, we do.
- Sean Altman, Himself - Bass: Rockapella, Himself - Baritone: Rockapella, Himself - High Tenor: Rockapella: [after they sing with him] Greg, go away. Greg, go away. Please go away.
- The Chief: [of the world ball] Now, this a precise instrument. And I do not want to see you out on the courts bouncing this thing around. Unless of course you invite me along.
- The Chief: Here is the list of places Carmen made had traveled.
- Greg Lee: Chief, What are you doing? It's not time for the final round.
- The Chief: I was just reading my schedule.
- Greg Lee: Well, Then your schedule is wrong then, Chief
- [Thunder and lightning sounds]
- Greg Lee: Excuse me, But we already did the lightning round.
- [to the gumshoes]
- Greg Lee: Just excuse me just one moment, guys. We got a real scheduling problem. I'll try to straighten this out. Be right back.
- [Enters the Chief's office]
- Greg Lee: .
- The Chief: ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WANT TO...
- Greg Lee: CHIEF! You already did this part, Please!
- The Chief: I thought something didn't feel quite right.
- Greg Lee: Exactly!
- Themselves: OOOOOooooooooh!
- [We see Barry as a hunter and Sean as a gorilla as "THE CHASE!" title appears]
- Greg Lee: Hey, guys! WHOA-WHOA! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! It's not time for the Chase! Okay? I'm sorry!
- Sean Altman: [as he takes off his gorilla mask] According to my schedule, It's time for the chase.
- Greg Lee: [as he takes the card] This is not a schedule. This is a discarded piece of paper from the producers.
- The Chief: You're right. Sorry, boys. Back to the alley.
- Greg Lee: Sorry. Sorry.
- [Barry and Sean both exit the office]
- Greg Lee: Listen, Chief. We're gonna hafta do this thing for memory. Okay? Uh, okay, guys, every time you watch the show, write down what got stolen and from where.
- The Chief: Right. And when you've collected 4 loots and locations, put them on a postcard along with your name and address, and send it to ACME Crime Net, P.O. Box 4300, Pittsburgh, PA Right. And when you've collected 4 loots and locations, put them on a postcard along with your name and address, and send it to ACME Crime Net, P.O. Box 4300, Pittsburgh, PA 15219.
- Greg Lee: That's right. And every day, we pick 5 people whose lists are correct and send them each a Carmen T-Shirt. Then we show the winners for today...
- [the contest winners are revealed]
- The Chief: Then, we congratulate the winners.
- Greg Lee: Right!
- Both: DO IT, ROCKAPELLA!
- The Chief: No, that's not it. It's got...
- Greg Lee: Hold it. No. See, you gotta - You're still on this.
- The Chief: Oh!
- Greg Lee: Okay!
- Both: CONGRATULATIONS!