Greg Lee: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Self - Tenor: Rockapella : [knocking on the door]  Snowballgram!

  Self - Host : Snowballgram? I have no idea what that is. Let's find out what that is.

  [opens the door] 

  Self - Host : Yeah?

  [Sean, dressed in Winter gear, throws a snowball at him] 

  Self - Host : Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you.

  [the audience applauds] 

  Self - Host : Is there anybody in the house that would like to see that again?

  [the audience indicates that they definitely would] 

  Self - Host : All right then. We'd like to show you this one more time, this time with ACME SLO-MO Net. Please watch.

  [the shot is replayed at a slightly slower pace] 

  Self - Host : Thank you very much!

  [exuberant applause] 

• Self - Host : Now, for our next clue, it's time...

  The Voice From On High : THE NEXT CLUE?

  [laughs sinisterly] 

  The Voice From On High : BOY, DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS! NESSIE'S BEEN STASHED IN THE STATE KNOWN FOR 10,000 LAKES. GUESS YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOME SEARCHING!

  Self - Host : Any more helpful hints?

  The Voice From On High : OH SURE. THE STATE'S NAME IS FROM AN INDIAN WORD THAT MEANS SKY-COLORED WATER.

  Self - Host : Do you think you could be just a tad more specific?

  [a large left hand points downwards at him] 

  The Voice From On High : YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS! YOU'LL FIND EARTHA IN A PART OF THE STATE CALLED THE VERMILLION RANGE.