- Carmen Sandiego: [during the phone tap] I hope you're keeping a low profile, Contessa.
- The Contessa: Of course. I'm in the south of France, at the film festival. Everyone is here: Don and Melanie, Kurt and Goldie, Bruce and Demi... I drove down from the Mediterranean coast with Dustin, just this morning.
- Carmen Sandiego: You drove the stolen bugatti?
- The Contessa: Of course not!
- Carmen Sandiego: Good.
- The Contessa: I let Dustin drive it! He just loves classics.
- Carmen Sandiego: Why me?
- Self - Host: It's time now for us to check in with our Acme Celebnet agent. This is one guy who always has a good report. His name: Arthur Kent. Arthur.
- Arthur Kent: The Contessa took a limousine west from Calgary along the trans-Canada highway in the Canadian Rockies. And she checked in at the Chateau Lake Louise, which is surprising because she normally stays at the Bampf Springs Hotel.
- Self - Host: Hey, guys.
- Self - High Tenor: Rockapella: Hey, man.
- Self - Host: What's the word on the street.
- Self - High Tenor: Rockapella: Hey, man. The word on the street is "froid", which is french for "cold". But the word under the street
- [slides the froid out of the way]
- Self - High Tenor: Rockapella: is "chaud", which is "hot". Now this Canadian city on the St. Lawrence River gets so much snow that they had to build an underground system of interconnected shopping areas and restaurants and theaters. And Greg, brush up on your french because after Paris, this place is the second largest french-speaking city in the world! C'est tout.
- Self - Host: Wow. Merci. Talk to you guys later.
- The Chief: [showing a slide show about Hong Kong] And last, a Hong Kong bird market. You know, I had a bird once. It was a parrot named Seymour. Oh, what a character! He could mimic everything about me: my speech, my nervous laugh, the way I tilted my head when I was self conscious and...
- [tilts her head, then, feeling awkward, snaps out of it]
- The Chief: Uh, eventually, I couldn't take the mockery anymore, so I had to get rid of him. So, gumshoes, the Contessa and the bugatti are in Hong Kong. Get going. I've got a little writing to do.
- [She pulls out a big, pinkish parrot feather and proceeds to write with it]