- The Contessa: [on the phone with Carmen] Get me out of this town! These Americans are so uncultured!
- Carmen Sandiego: Relax! I'm sending you to a country that's so cultured their president is a writer.
- The Contessa: Ah! Tell me more.
- Carmen Sandiego: His name is Václav Havel. The old government jailed him for his beliefs, but now he's in charge of the new one.
- The Contessa: I am intrigued! Where will I be going?
- Carmen Sandiego: To a city below the Carpathian Mountains on the Danube River.
- The Contessa: [gasps] Ah, the Danube! I hear a waltz already!
- Carmen Sandiego: Lay low, or you'll hear sirens!
- [the Contessa calling the gumshoe from jail during this season]
- The Contessa: Honor among thieves? Surely you jest! If I'm going to prison, I'm taking Carmen with me. Look for her in
- [names the continent to look for her in]