Christine Sockol: Patty Larceny, Carmen Sandiego, Crystal the Teenage Medium

Quotes 

• Patty Larceny : [during the phone tap]  Carmen, these teeth are grossing me out! Why didn't you give this job to Top Grunge?

  Carmen Sandiego : Quit your whining, Patty. You have to move fast. Head for Africa's second largest country. It's on the Mediterranean coast.

  Patty Larceny : But I don't know anyone in Africa.

  Carmen Sandiego : I have a close friend who'll meet you. She'll be wearing a veil.

  Patty Larceny : A veil? Is that what all the women wear?

  Carmen Sandiego : Only the strict Muslims. They believe it's improper to be in public unless they've covered their lower face. Now, stop with the questions. You just have to go.

• Self - Host : [observing the monitor turn to color bars, then fuzzy]  Wait a second. I think someone's overriding our signal here.

  [adjusts the switches] 

  Self - Host : Crystal, is that you?

  Crystal the Teenage Medium : [appearing in front of the fuzzy lines]  Like, who else would be rocking your shockers but me, Crystal the Teenage Medium Greg, I'm getting multiple island vibes. Like, wow! Over thirteen thousand of 'em. Here comes a definite Balinese vibe. And wait. I see a puppet show- but no puppets! Only their shadows! Hmm. Maybe I'm due for a tune up. Oh well. This is Crystal signing off!

• Patty Larceny : [when calling the gumshoe from jail during this season]  I know I shouldn't be telling you this, but it isn't fair that I'm in jail and Carmen's not. Look her her in

  [names the continent in which to look for Carmen]