Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? (TV Series)
The Lincoln Conspiracy (1991)
Lynne Thigpen: The Chief
Quotes
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The Chief : Robocrook: a brain full of bits and bytes and an appetite for trouble.
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Self - Host : [entering the chief's office, only to find it empty] Chief! Chief? That's funny. The chief isn't here. I guess I'll just kind of sit and wait for her.
[sits down at the chief's desk]
Self - Host : This is nice. I kind of like this. This is what it's like to be the chief, huh?
[holds the magnifying glass up to his eye and moves it back and forth, as the chief often does]
Self - Host : Whoo, whoo, whoo! I like this. I feel like the chief.
[starts to imitate her]
Self - Host : Greg! You are the nerve center of this whole operation. You're the only one I can count on. Carmen Sandiego is somewhere in the universe, Greg. The boys down at Photo Recon have put together a few slides. Let me show them to you.
[turns on the screen projector, which shows no picture at all]
Self - Host : Earth. Population: five billion. Nice place. Try food. It's a local specialty.
[adjusts the projector]
Self - Host : The sun. Climate: sunny. Don't go barefoot.
[laughs and ajusts again]
Self - Host : Black hole. Roaches check in, but they don't check out.
[re-adjusts]
Self - Host : Carmen may be prowling around Pluto or hiding on Uranus. Search them both.
[in his goofing off, he doesn't see the chief step into shot]
Self - Host : Well, gumshoes, that's the universe. Remember the Acme Triangle of Excellence: my left hand, my right hand, thumbs!
[make a triangle with his hand]
Self - Host : Greg, what are you doing?
The Chief : [shutting off the projector] Greg!
Self - Host : Oh! Hey, sorry.
[quickly jumps up from the desk]
The Chief : Will you quit foolin' around? Now, you and the gumshoes have got to capture Carmen Sandiego! Now, I will give a trip anywhere in the lower forty-eight states to the gumshoe that gets her!
[applause]
Self - Host : Chief, uh, I hope you didn't think that I was, you know, making fun of you. Actually, it was more of a tribute to everything that you...
The Chief : Go away.
Self - Host : Yes, ma'am.
[leaves]
The Chief : [taking note of the voice Greg was using] I don't sound like that.