- The Chief: [on the effects of Robo's radioscope robbery] What will happen to Arecibo? What will happen to Puerto Rico? What will happen to all those phone calls from Pluto?
- The Chief: Here's the story on Robocrook: he's got mayhem in his microcircuits. This crook wasn't born bad; he was BUILT that way.
- Self - Host: We have our next clue coming in from a person who taught M.C. Hammer everything he knows. Take it away, Nana Rap!
- Nana Rap: Ooh, you're such a nice young man. I'd be happy to do some chill slammin' and jammin' for ya. Hit it! You've got the zoo and the navy, but that ain't the scene/For astronomy heads, it's the scope that's the dream/When it comes to stargazin', almost nothing is clearer/Than the Palomar telescope's two-hundred inch mirror/So get yourself to this country in the golden state/That's where Robocrook's chillin', there's no time to wait. You got the Nana!
- [giggles]
- Nana Rap: Nana
- Self - Host: Nana Rap, ladies and gentlemen! I love her!
- The Chief: [after Greg has helped her get her head screwed back on then keeps curiously prodding it] Oh, Greg, go away!
- Self - Host: Yes, okay, sorry.
- [out he goes]
- The Chief: He acts like he never saw a head pop off before!
- Self - Host: [coming out into the studio] You know, I've never seen somebody's head pop off before. I wonder how that happens.
- Self - Host: Now, you know, gumshoes, on a tough case like this, I always turn to Agnes Acme. She's the founder of Acme Crimenet and the chief's great grandmother. She is the source of my inspiration.
- Agnes Acme: Inspiration? You'd better try some perspriation if you're gonna catch Robocrook! Now listen. He's in a strategically located island in the city of Nicosia. Now, this nation was divided after a Turkish invasion, and now Turkey controlls the northern third. Now, you'd better take control yourself, young man, and solve this case!
- The Chief: [showing a slide show about Rome, Italy] Trevi Fountain. Its water is said to be the sweetest in town. Now, you're supposed to toss a coin in over your shoulder if you want to return to Rome. Ah, coins in fountains. You know, that reminds me of a story. Once, there was a little girl whose only wish was to grow up and be a law enforcement official. Now, she wasn't reading detective books, she was watching detective movies. One day, the girl came across a fountain near City Hall. She closed her eyes, she took out a shiny quarter from her pocket, and she made her wish and tossed the coin high into the air. Missed the water completely!
- [the audience cracks up]
- The Chief: Today, she's a carpenter somewhere in Florida.