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8/10
Not quite masterful, not a disaster either
TheLittleSongbird26 July 2016
"Masterpiece" is one of those 'Criminal Minds' episodes that seems to have garnered a mixed reception from fans. While it is not one of my favourite episodes of the show or of Season 4 (so far of the season personal favourites are "The Big Wheel" and "Conflicted"), "Masterpiece" had a lot of very well done things.

It is not a perfect episode by all means. While it is certainly difficult being a temporary replacement for JJ, the character of Jordan Todd was a pretty dull and ill-at-ease one aside from some charming chemistry with Morgan, which saw a nice mix of his tougher and more compassionate sides.

The whole stuff about the Fibonacci and golden ratio is very fascinating, nicely and tautly explored and a treat for those into science and maths. It is however somewhat too complex and implausible to start with, with a lot of information being thrown at the viewer with not always much breathing space which doesn't leave everything quite as well explained as it could, and perhaps takes too long to solve though it is never too obvious at all (was actually pretty taken aback).

Pretty much the same can be said for the twist too, clever and unexpected, but not quite as developed or as complete-feeling explanation-wise as it could have been towards the end. It's not convoluted or incoherent or anything like it, just that it felt like there were supposed to be a few bits that felt like they should have been there but weren't.

However, "Masterpiece" looks great visually (then again 'Criminal Minds' is always well-made) and is one of the more ominously atmospheric episodes, beautifully shot too as well as very well directed with the right amount of tension and eeriness. The music is also haunting and has an ominous intensity in the opening scene for example.

Smart, tight scripting also helps, and "Masterpiece" certainly has that especially in the interrogations between Rossi and Rothchild, Reid has some truly shining moments too. The story starts with one of the most frightening openings to 'Criminal Minds', and the tension, suspense and eeriness is maintained throughout with some nicely paced and written turns and one of the most masterful serial killer traps of the show.

What makes "Masterpiece" so interesting to watch is the intelligently written and nail-biting scenes, though often in a very subtle way, between Rossi and Rothchild (somewhat of a battle of the two egos), like Rothchild pointing out to Rossi about forgetting to ask about the rules and Rossi's dialogue regarding the death penalty. Prentiss and Reid shine too, and Rothchild's first scene at the lecture is chilling.

'Criminal Minds' nearly always has very good to great performances, and again "Masterpiece" doesn't fall short on that either. Joe Mantegna and Matthew Gray Gubler are particularly great of the regular team (who still work really well as a team and their personalities and character moments always watchable and more), while a barely recognisable Jason Alexander is surprisingly genius casting in a rare dramatic villain role, one that Alexander plays with calculating calmness and chilling subtlety (rare for Alexander in a career that sees him more in comedy and sometimes animation).

All in all, not quite masterful, not a disaster either. Not everything completely comes off, but the atmosphere, the scenes between Rossi and Rothchild and Alexander's performance make it an episode well worth watching. 7.5/10 Bethany Cox
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Masterpiece
noway234-124 November 2009
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The title really says it all, this episode is one of the best episodes of the entire season if not the series. From the moment the episode starts it earns it's name, the opening shot showing us the room where the children and their care worker are being held is so slow and precise, going into the room with the paintings. Everything about the short screams perfection.

The undeniable star of the episode though is Jason Alexander playing Professor Rothschild, a character that is so creepy and subtle that you'll forget all about George Costanza. His performance is subtle and brilliant, the shot where the throws the photos of some of his victims down the stairs is beautiful and creepy all at once. One key thing about Jason's character involves a plot point known as the Fibonacci sequence, or 1 1 2 3 5 and so on. At 2 points he does this action, most memorably with his thumbs during the interrogation but more subtly (I only learned this when I watched the special feature on the DVD) when he's talking to Reid and Rossi in the college his hands make the sequence. Tiny actions like this sell the character that is both brilliant and terrifying and easily one of the creepiest unsubs this show has had for a while.

As I said this episode is a masterpiece. The team show their intelligence and use every skill they have to try and best Rothchild's little game. As every minute went on I was glued to the screen to see what would happen next, every single second of this episode is in itself a masterpiece. A must see episode.
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6/10
Meh...
jmdarden-2510217 November 2019
You know, Rossi can be a real dick sometimes and he definitely is in this episode. Jason Alexander does a good job of not being framed as his George Costanza roll which I would not have thought possible. Not a great episode. Why do reviewers who give episodes a super low rating bother to write paragraph after paragraph in their review? Just say you don't like it and move on.
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3/10
Disasterpiece
ttapola15 August 2010
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I can imagine someone coming up with a pitch, "Hey guys, what if we did an episode that has elements of The Silence of the Lambs (IMDb Top 230 #26 at the time of this review) and Se7en (#28)?" And someone would say, "Oh, those films are *old*, we need something more contemporary, like the Saw franchise." Then, someone would say, "Hey, let's add some The Da Vinci Code-esquire stuff and just throw them all together, so no-one accuse us from ripping off a specific film." Possible.

This episode starts with a Saw-type montage, cross-cutting between color shots of a house surrounded by woods and black & white shots of a woman and some children, who are scared. We then see a white van leaving from the house and passing the camera, to some "very ominous music". The camera goes down through the ground and reveals some sort of prison chamber with a surveillance camera embedded in the wall. We are shown the room behind the camera, with The Last Supper painting and some strings and various geometric figures. There's the Golden Spiral formed from rectangles using the Golden Ratio. We see the Vitruvian Man and some spirals. Finally, the camera settles on a monitor showing what the surveillance camera sees and a counter that is running a countdown and there is 11 hours and 56 minutes left. The woman bangs the protective glass of the camera in desperation.

Rossi and Reid are the recruiting speakers for the FBI at a university. They are approached by a mysterious man dressed in white (just like the van, that's "subtle"). He introduces himself as Professor Rothchild, and shows them shady photos of "seven homicide victims", as he informs them. He then tells the bodies have been destroyed with acid. When asked if he killed the women, he tells that "there is still time to save the others", 9 hours specifically. Now, this is all very John Doe from Se7en: both gave successfully eluded the authorities, supposedly have victim(s) held hostage somewhere and turn themselves in dramatically. I must say, Jason Alexander is a revelation here. His acting here adds one star to the total. Even when the script tells him to "dramatically" throw the photos through the air onto the stairs in a shot which is *for no actual reason* overlaid on itself, just a bit to either side and in slow motion, probably because someone thought this would look very cool to the Saw generation. It doesn't. Less is more. Observe Silence... and Se7en.

Okay, the script tries very hard to impress an that's usually when scripts fail spectacularly. There is cryptic dialog, suspicious body language, puzzling figures, diagrams and a pendant. And Professor Rothchild tries *very* hard to out-Hannibal Hannibal, out-John Doe John Doe, out-Jigsaw Jigsaw. It *almost* works. I was very surprised when it seemed this episode would actually live up to its scriptwriters' ambition, but then there is the Epic Fail at the all-important Endgame of the last act.

For a moment, this really seemed to be destined for an actual 10/10, especially at the scene where Rothchild points out to Rossi that he forgot to ask what the rules are. But the house of cards comes crashing down when Professor Rothchild fails to anticipate that his interrogation is videoed. REALLY? He's a criminal mastermind, has successfully played the agents and fails to foresee this *obvious* detail. I don't know whether FBI actually videos all interrogations, but ONLY an idiot wouldn't suspect that. It just doesn't fit in Professor Rothchild's character. It doesn't make *sense*. Also, his reaction to Prentiss is a bit hard to believe. Sure, some men cannot approach women, but his extreme reaction to Prentiss is made ridiculous when Rossi explains that Rothchild can *calmly* sneak up on a woman *as long as he doesn't see her face*. C'mon! And what about Rossi figuring out it's all a ruse to trap and kill the agents? He says Reid figured it out. Sure, first Garcia limits the previous, unknown victims from the possible 39 missing brunettes in central Virginia logically to 8 probable ones and notices three are from the same town. Hotch notices two that are from another town. Reid's reasoning about the pendant is also flawless (although the montage representing his brain working is just plain silly). The towns have been selected according to the Fibonacci Spiral and the number of victims in each town conforms to the Fibonacci Series: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, ... (although he forgets to mention the 0). 0 represents the place where the victims are taken to.

Rothchild's trap is masterful. The room *outside* the holding room is rigged to fill with acid and kill the five agents, leaving the prisoners unharmed. But that twist is not enough for the writers! Also, should it have worked, the main cast would have had to be replaced. Thus, the viewers *know* it won't work. *Had* it worked, this series would have had the biggest cajones in the world. Instead, we get the following Epic Failure: Rothchild quotes Rossi's books - and what do you know, the quotes are found from the books by taking random numbers from the Fibonacci Series. That's just seeing what you want to see! It's insane. But Rothchild isn't insane - he won't be able to plead to insanity because Rossi proves Rothchild is thinking rationally. The quote locations are just a stupid "trick" from the writers. But the biggest insult to the viewers is omitting crucial scenes that would reveal us that Reed has figured it out and that the agents neutralize the trap, because that is the only way for Rossi's "twist" to work. And how did he do it? He figured that Rothchild was not about to kill 10 people! WTF? From the beginning, Rothchild has been saying that 5 will die. Where did that 10 come from? Answer: Stupid writers. Aargh! 3/10.
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4/10
Over-acting by one of the best actors
jimalba-8788726 August 2020
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I have to start by saying I think this episode got (at last count) an 8.4 rating simply because Jason Alexander was the special guest star. Otherwise, if someone else had played the villain, this episode would get a 4 at best. I watched this episode and all that ran through my head was "how does a guy who played one of the best characters in TV history give this kind of performance?". Jason Alexander played this character like a comic book villain. He was so over the top ridiculous that I started laughing a few times and even the hair he wore was silly. I felt like I was watching a villain from one of the old Batman TV shows from back in the Adam West era, right down to the scene where the "Professor" tries to attack Rossi after his scheme is revealed. I thought he should have topped it off by yelling "Curses, foiled again!" or "Those meddling kids!". That's how cartoonish this was. Beyond that, the story arc was okay, a lot less gory than most CM episodes and a little nod to the DaVinci Code type books and movies. We are reminded again just how smart Spencer Reid is and how the whole BAU and every police force in America would be lost without his brilliance, but we also know that while David Rossi is not as smart as Reid, he knows people, and that is what solved the case ultimately. I am a die hard NYPD Blue fan, been watching the show on a loop for many years and I so appreciate all the subtleties, the acting, and the fact that the show doesn't insult the audience's intelligence, and CM sort of does that a lot. Every episode has to contain an explanation of what an "Unsub" is, in a way NYPD Blue never felt the need to, that show just figured you knew or had the smarts to figure it out. This episode is in season 4 and I will say the show is getting better as it ages, so I'll keep watching and hoping for more improvement. As much as I loved Lola Glaudini in NYPD Blue, she was just awful in the first season of CM- it was like she totally forgot how to act, so the change to Paget Brewster was a good one. I will say I liked how Glaudini's character exited the show, that was different. Anyway, this episode was just not a good one in my opinion and one I would remove from my resume if I were Jason Alexander.
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3/10
This Guy STINKS
andyodom-2757119 October 2023
Most annoying, insufferable, agitating, boring, over-acted, dialogue-burdened UnSub ever. Jason Alexander is great when he's in his element but this? This is the opposite of his element. I want to talk to whoever designed his characters because it' has embarrassed me. There's nothing that could make me look at all 5'5" of Jason Alexander and his long Kentucky Fried Chicken mane and say "Yeah this guy is interesting". If anything, looking at him made me instantly want to forget him.

If you were to try and pay me $10k (which I am in desperate need of for my debts) to sit, watch, and feign interest in this episode, I know that I wouldn't be able to do it. I'd rather be evicted and homeless than consider even gazing at Jason Alexander in this state of mess. I'll eat one of Jordan Todd's eyes before I'd want to watch this. If there was somehow water in this episode and I was dying of thirst, you have to force me take a sip. I would still execute you before then and gladly die of dehydration.

I cannot stress how much this episode, which could have been decent without the unfortunate and easily forgettable mishap that happened in the costume department, has given me small and painful heart attacks during rewatches because I didn't skip it fast enough and had to think of Jason Alexander's hair.

Now, I'm very generous when I rate episodes. If I enjoyed it, I give it an immediate 6/10. If I liked it then 7/10. If I was enraptured, 7/10. If I loved it, 8+/10 depending on Matthew Gray Gublers hairstyle in the episode. This episode could not be saved. It's like a Kennedy.

I've kept it light on the characters dialogue so far because if we got a more intimidating or even just a taller actor for this role and less Spirit Halloween wigs then the script wouldn't be so bad. But I will say, ew. If I had the chops and wasn't overburdened with the disease that makes me add too many commas,,,,,I'd rewrite every ounce of dialogue. And maybe write out Rossi from the rest of the show just for the hell of it.

Listen, I'm here to tell you that I hated this episode and vent a little because after, what, almost 15 years, I have to speak on the matter that I have contributed to the loss of my happiness, loss of my career (I am 22), and loss of my wife (I am 22). That's all.

2/10.

Edit: I said Spirit Halloween wig because I was mad but I have to be honest and say that his wig was laid. And Matthew Gray Gubler had cute hair so 3/10.
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1/10
Worst. Episode. Ever.
visualstimuli20 March 2021
Jason Alexander as a silver haired serial killer? Who's idea was this? He looked like someone wearing a bad Halloween costume as Mark Twain. Horrible acting in all of the volley scenes between him and Rossi. Worst. Blech, I need a shower to scrub this episode off.
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4/10
Started great but then, what happened?
Eaglegrafix16 May 2017
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I did not watch this show during its first broadcast. I am watching it through streaming. I was drawn into this episode immediately. Reid is great - one of the best actors on the show and one of the most honest as well. The condescending and disrespectful David Rossi putting Reid in his place with both verbal and non verbal communication was on par. It's what Rossi does. Believing and acting out how he is so much better than the rest of the BAU team. He does it so well and it makes the missing of Gideon that much more potent. Enter Prof. Rothschild (Jason Alexander who has yet to shake his George from Seinfeld personae) and his entrance is elegant and strong. He did well at first holding command. What happened? As strong as he was at the first, he seemed to not be able to hold that and the Rothschild character faded away revealing that Alexander really can't do much more than play one kind of person. All the evil menace he had at first just melted and wasn't any more by the end of the show. The bad guys need to be really bad when they start out with so much promise.

And about the ending, this is yet another gotcha ending and it reveals the weakness of the writers have (or is it their commitment to excellence) to deliver more than a good good synopsis and beginning. This is happening too frequently - by the end of an episode the writers are lost and because of time constraints they have to just "find an ending". The viewer is left with and ending that is less than promised. What they were watching were circumstances that were not nearly as perilous as lead to believe. "Oh, is that all?" Yes, Rothschild was playing them with an end he couldn't reveal but it never payed out. No clue how the BAU team learned of the trap he had set and they were never in danger. I'm tiered of the shows flipped endings that end up as nothing more than a sorry attempt to punk the viewer.
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