- Ted Mosby: You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.
- Ted Mosby: This is a map of Stella-free areas. The white areas are safe, the red ones are not, the blue ones are water.
- Lily Aldrin: Ted, that's ridiculous.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Well, water is blue.
- Lily Aldrin: You may come from Ohio, but you're in New York now, and here we don't keep our feelings bottled up. We shove them in someone else's face.
- Barney Stinson: As I see that young man popping and locking his way to the jukebox, I think to myself: Stella made the right call.
- Eight Year Old Robin: But I don't want to go hunting.
- Robin Scherbatsky, Sr.: Nonsense, R.J. Hunting deer is the noblest of pursuits.
- Eight Year Old Robin: But deer are so cute.
- Robin Scherbatsky, Sr.: You said the same thing about your rabbits, and don't you remember how delicious they were?
- Ted Mosby: Where are those almonds?
- Barney Stinson: Gosh, where would Ted's nuts be? Hey, why don't you check the vise in Stella's garage?