- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, you seem to have taken responsibility for your crimes.
- Judy Williams: It's a mixed blessing. First few years here, I was angry at everybody. Blamed the world for my crappy childhood. Then I got in a Prison Program, training seeing-eye dogs. One day I'm training this puppy, and it hits me: I killed an innocent person who didn't do me any harm... Now I can't wait until the day I die. So I can find that soul and apologize for the terrible thing I did. Look, I don't know if Celia did what they say. But if she did, I don't know what it'll take for her to face up to it.
- [last lines]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Talking to his mechanic] Listen up, because this is what you're going to do. You're going to take the first estimate and take 10% off. Then you're going to find my part, install the part, and have my car parked out front ready for me when I walk out of this building in 32 minutes.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Wow. Who would've guessed that McGee would grow a pair in women's prison?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [on the phone] I put away killers for a living. That's what I do. Now you do exactly what I told you, and we won't have any problems. Understood? Good. Clock's ticking.
- [hangs up]
- Abby Sciuto: Wow, McGee. Your time in the big house really changed you. I *like* it!
- Officer Ziva David: Get anything?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah. An offer. Maybe his tech adviser on his next film. It's about a psycho sex-crazed cop.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: "Life and Times of Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo."
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [Examining a body in the field] Cuts across the upper torso. He's been stabbed multiple times. I mean -
- [Ducky lifts a hand of the body]
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: He's missing a middle finger. Appears to be sawed off.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: The other hand too, Duck.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [Ducky lifts the other hand] Anything else you care to tell me about this fellow, Jethro?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Dead 11 years.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: And?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And I know who did it.
- Officer Ziva David: [as Abby returns McGee's game] Uh frankly, I do not understand the fascination with uh, electronic games. It shortens attention spans, curbs productivity, and it *kills* brain cells.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Enough with the long sentences. Who can follow all that?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [after getting a call] Maryland's Women's Prison! Let's go.
- Abby Sciuto: Wait! That's where McGee is.
- [Steps in front of Gibbs]
- Abby Sciuto: Is everything okay?
- [Gibbs stares at her]
- Abby Sciuto: Everything's not okay.
- [Gibbs moves past her]
- Abby Sciuto: Wait! What happened? Gibbs!
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs goes back to Abby] Abby, I'll call you. All right?
- Warden Gene Halsey: All right, what's the situation?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Actually I've been told I can only deal directly with my boss, Special Agent Gibbs. They're watching us now.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: First thing, we have to find the murder weapon. I'm going to have to frisk you.
- Angela Lopez: Frisk who?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: All of you...
- [no response]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Who wants to go first...?
- [no response]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: So much for cooperation.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Need to find his killer.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. In a room full of them.
- Abby Sciuto: I can't take this. Everyday you guys go out and I never know if you're going to make it back. I mean it's killing me! I can't sleep at night. I'm developing some sort of weird twitch.
- Officer Ziva David: Our work is sometimes dangerous, Abby.
- Abby Sciuto: Then get a *safer* job!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Then you wouldn't see us at all.
- Abby Sciuto: True. Still... sucks!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's it! I'm finished! I'm done. All right? You want to know who killed Trimble? Figure it out yourselves!
- Celia Roberts: [to Angela] See what you did?
- Angela Lopez: Maybe you'll feel differently if I TOOK YOUR EAR!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I've never hit a woman before, but if you come at me with that thing, I *will* drop you!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sometimes this job sucks.
- Officer Ziva David: Sharon Bellows was in for killing an abusive boyfriend...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And while she's inside, her daughter's being abused. Trimble was scum.
- Officer Ziva David: It makes no difference in the eyes of the law.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hence the word "sucks."
- [McGee has been ordered to get a convicted murderess to confess to another murder]
- Officer Ziva David: There is no doubt in my mind that you will get that confession, McGee.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [looks smugly at Tony] Thank you, Ziva.
- [He leaves]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: He's toast, isn't he?
- Officer Ziva David: Oh, yes. Burnt toast.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: None of the visitors or the injured guard saw Trimble get stabbed, boss.
- Officer Ziva David: The DEA is cross-checking all inmates with links to known drug dealers.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I've got a feeling that's going to be a long list.
- Officer Ziva David: They're checking prison employees, as well.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Security footage.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Got it right here, boss.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'll be like your closed captioning.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: My what?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [dismissing an explanation] I'll talk. You listen.
- Warden Gene Halsey: This prison has a no-hostage policy. Meaning every man. woman and child who comes in those gates gives up the right to be rescued. But believe me, I'm going to everything I can to minimize casualties. I got men in there too. And I'm kind of busy.
- [leaves]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Prison guard as an inmate.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I hear they make you Prom Queen. And every night is Prom Night.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: What have you got, Abby?
- Abby Sciuto: Okay, I might have overstepped my bounds here a little bit, I know I'm not a field agent...
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Abs?
- Abby Sciuto: I called the prison and I got Lambro's work schedule...
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Okay, because?
- Abby Sciuto: Because I wanted to compare Lambro's schedule to when the anti-freeze showed up in Trimble's system. I also got the urine from Trimble's last drug test. He was clean for illegal drugs, but I was able to figure out when he ingested the anti-freeze. Twenty-four hours before the test, Lambro was at a conference in Pennsylvania the whole week, so it couldn't have been him...
- [sheepishly]
- Abby Sciuto: Oh, by the way, if they ask you at the prison... I'm your boss.
- [Gibbs grins]
- Officer Ziva David: She was not smiling at you, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ziva, some men can hit a baseball 400 feet, others build rocket ships that sail to the stars. I can spot a woman's smile at 20 yards
- Officer Ziva David: Her name is Hannah, and she's asked me out to lunch twice.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You?
- Officer Ziva David: Did your rocket ship just take a nose dive?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, it just landed on a different planet.
- Officer Ziva David: Checked Trimble's phone records, Gibbs. One person called him over 150 times last month. It was another prison guard by the name of... Brenda Carter.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: 5 calls a day, I give her an 8 on the DiNozzo psycho chick meter. 10 being Glen Close in Fatal Attraction.
- [Brenda Carter's photo is displayed on the monitor]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Look at those eyes, crazy eyes.