The boys bump into Jake's former teacher Delores Pasternak, who claims the way Charlie dumped her caused her to have a nervous breakdown, lose her job as a teacher and become a pole-dancer in a bikini bar. Atypically guilt-stricken, Charlie offers her a room at his house -well, Alan's, banning the six year parasite to the couch- and a job tutoring her ex-student Jake, but even her sexy way of making lessons saucily interesting only works for short whiles, and even Charlie can't get the dumbo understand about treating people well. When Charlie finds out she turned strictly religious, his solution is the same as the first time.
—KGF Vissers