Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Budnick Loves Dina: Part 1 (1992)

Heidi Lucas: Dina Alexander

Quotes 

• Bobby Budnick : [Budnick and Dina are looking at their three-legged race trophy they just won]  "Budnick and Dina." It has a nice ring to it.

  Dina Alexander : Why isn't my name first?

  Bobby Budnick : Do you want it first? I can make it first.

  Dina Alexander : Whatever.

  Bobby Budnick : You say that really nice.

  Dina Alexander : You're weird.

  Bobby Budnick : You say that nice, too.

• Bobby Budnick : [talking about his liking Dina]  You want to know why?

  Ronnie Pinsky : Because she looks great in a bikini?

  Dina Alexander : No. Every cool guy needs a cool lady to hang with, and at this camp Dina is it.

  [we see a fantasy version of Dina in the background as Budnick describes her] 

  Dina Alexander : I mean she's perfect! She's gorgeous, she's smart...

  Dina Alexander : E = MC...Hammer!

  Bobby Budnick : And I bet she would win in a beauty competition. She really likes music too, just like me. She's a really good singer, and a good dancer, just like I am.

  [Dina begins to hum] 

  Bobby Budnick : But it's what's on the inside that really counts. I mean Dina has a really big heart! And she really loves animals too. I think the thing I like about her most is that her dad has a couple of billion dollars. So I wouldn't mind calling him Dad either.

  Ronnie Pinsky : You just described a combination of Mother Teresa, Madonna, and Flipper. I'm not sure there was much Dina in there.