Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Budnick Loves Dina: Part 2 (1992)

Kirk Baily: Kevin 'Ug' Lee

Quotes 

• Bobby Budnick : [campers are having a food fight when Budnick enters the room]  Stop! Now!

  [the campers stop] 

  Bobby Budnick : Are you all right, honey?

  Dina Alexander : I'm fine; I was just having a little fun.

  Bobby Budnick : [yells at the rest of the campers as Ug enters the room with an ice pack on his head]  Were you guys all born in barns? Don't you realize that food fighting is bad? Very, very bad! This camp has rules; if we do not abide by those rules we could have complete anarchy!

  [turns to Dina] 

  Bobby Budnick : I looked that up in the dictionary.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Bobby Budnick stopped a food fight? I must be hallucinating. I've got to get some more ice.

• Kevin 'Ug' Lee : [enters the cafeteria with a bandage on his head and talks to ZZ and Dina]  Question: What's wrong with Budnick? I mean, every time I saw him today he was nice. He even volunteered to pick up trash, it's scary.

  Z.Z. Ziff : Sure is.

• Dina Alexander : Dina How's your head, Ug?

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Fine, but do you guys hear this really high-pitched...

  [makes a beeping sound] 

  Dina Alexander , Z.Z. Ziff : No.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Or this low pitched sound sort of womp... womp...?

  Dina Alexander , Z.Z. Ziff : No.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : So I guess that brontosaurus tap-dancing in the corner isn't real, hun?

  Dina Alexander , Z.Z. Ziff : No.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : I think I better go put some more ice on my head.

  Z.Z. Ziff : You go do that, Ug, now...