User Reviews

. . . features fewer songs and a shorter running time. As Major League Baseball has discovered in 2023, briefer is better. Post-Boomer people are demanding less for their money. They do NOT want to endure 90-minute marathon rock concerts, three-hour baseball games or 75-minute movies. Due to a combination of artificial sweeteners, genetically modified foods, Teflon, forever chemicals, aluminum drinking cans, the hole in the O-Zone Layer, corn syrup, military assault rifles, Global Warming, smog, excessive pollen due to the Great Bee Die-Off, too many mosquitoes because all the bats expired from white-nose disease, the Corona Virus, vaccinations, autism, the gender explosion, Tick Talk, social media, video games, Barney the Purple Dinosaur, fentanyl, pot, magic mushrooms, hallucinogens, runaway parents and asthma, the Youth of Today have extremely microscopic attention spans. POPEYE THUMB is bound to please, clocking in at less than six minutes.