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(1960)

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7/10
You can get TWO "origin stories" for the price of one . . .
oscaralbert23 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
. . . by viewing HAIR CUT-UPS. Most of this "Popeye" episode is given over to a flashback, in which America's favorite seaman is living in Ancient Times with a renown for his strength (or, as he says, "Ye, I art the strongest, with the most(Est) muscles"). Never a paragon of discretion, this incarnation of Popeye (who styles himself as "Scamp-son") makes a public display of his belief that his power emanates from a lushly full head of brunet locks, which he constantly fondles no matter who is watching. Such wanton puffery inspires rival strongman "Brutus" to cross-dress as a lusty redhead running "Delilah's Barber shop." Restraining and shaving his naïve customer, Brutus then sends his freshly-shorn victim skidding through a nearby field of pick-your-own spinach with a single punch. Popeye\Scamp-son inadvertently inhales half a bale of the leafy green vegetable, and learns that he is now stronger than ever. Therefore, HAIR CUT-UPS explains WHY Popeye is as bald as a cue ball, and WHERE he got hooked on spinach.
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6/10
This picture emanates from 1960 . . .
pixrox11 May 2023
. . . a year of decadence in America. HAIR CUT-UPS centers around a father figure bringing a young tyke to a downtown barbershop for a first trimming. In Real Life, such a destination often would consist of a squalid adult-centered establishment hanging out below street level, requiring customers to descend a literal Stairway to Perdition. Within the fetid confines of such a barbaric hang-out, featuring up-skirt views of passing female pedestrians with absolutely no suspicion of how they were being spied upon by the leering head shavers ogling them from below, magazine racks prominently displayed misnamed "Gentlemen's Periodicals" likely to give young boys unprecedented thrills with otherwise forbidden sights of unadorned floozies. Obviously, Popeye is NOT a suitable guardian for an innocent orphan!
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