Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Mama Spent Money When She Had None (2009)

Joshua Logan Moore: Parker Scavo

Quotes 

• [Susan swipes Katherine's pearls to pay MJ's tuition, and Katherine chases her into the street wearing only a towel] 

  Katherine Mayfair : Susan Mayer for God's sake, give me back my pearls.

  Susan Mayer : [Susan grabs hold of the towel]  Pearls or towel, you decide.

  Katherine Mayfair : You wouldn't dare!

  Susan Mayer : I have been naked once on this street. It would be nice to take the heat off that story.

  Katherine Mayfair : Have you lost your mind?

  Susan Mayer : Mike said he can't afford to pay for MJ's private school, now I know why! He wants to see his girlfriend wearing pearls when she flashes him!

  Katherine Mayfair : He wouldn't pay for MJ's school?

  Susan Mayer : No. So, I was gonna take these and sell them to try to pay for it and now that I'm saying it out loud, I hear how stupid that sounds.

  Katherine Mayfair : I can't believe Mike would do that.

  Susan Mayer : Well... he did.

  [They hear someone fall] 

  Parker Scavo : [Smiling, waves to them]  Hey Mrs. Mayfair, it's nice to see you.

  [she adjusts her towel]