Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else (2008)

Eva Longoria: Gabrielle Solis

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• Gabrielle Solis : [to Susan]  You attacked my child and then me. Why should I even listen to you?

  Susan Meyer : I brought booze.

  Gabrielle Solis : Come on in.

• Gabrielle Solis : Are you saying Juanita is fat for her age?

  Susan Meyer : Gaby, Juanita is fat for your age.

• Gabrielle Solis : Look at my life, Susan. I've been beaten down.

  Susan Meyer : Well, I thought I had you beaten today and the next thing I knew, I was eating grass.

  Gabrielle Solis : Today doesn't count. Today I was mad.

  Susan Meyer : Maybe you need to get mad more often.

• Gabrielle Solis : [to Andrew]  I took the car to the mechanic's who told me the radiator's shot.

  Andrew Van De Kamp : Oh, that, yeah. It's been giving me trouble for years. Just use the jar.

  Gabrielle Solis : What jar?

  Andrew Van De Kamp : It's in the truck. You just keep it full of water and when the radiator reheats, you fill it up. Oh, and try not going uphills and stay in the shade as much as possible.

  Gabrielle Solis : I can't drive around avoiding gravity and the sun!