- Lydia Pearson, Moose Pearson: [singing] I don't care if I'm wrong or right, but I could eat chicken every night. I said it before and I'll say it again: C-H-I-C-K-E-N.
- Pepper Ann: [singing] Give me my life back, I'm down on my knees, I need the routine of bologna and cheese. I once had it all, and now it's all gone, what are you doing? Get off my lawn!