Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates My Man (2008)

Tichina Arnold: Rochelle

Quotes 

• Rochelle : [When Julius begins working with Mr. Omar]  Julius, you have got to quit this job.

  Julius : I don't want to quit this job. I want to be happy.

  Rochelle : You want to be happy. Okay, one question: Do you want to be happy or do you want to be married?

• Rochelle : [to Mr. Omar about Julius]  You got to fire him and you have to fire him today.

  Mr. Omar : Why would I want to do that? I've never seen a man be so happy with his work.

  Rochelle : He is throwing money away like there's no tomorrow.

  Mr. Omar : Well, there might not be a tomorrow.

  Rochelle : Well, if there is, you ain't gonna have no place to live.

  Mr. Omar : What you talking about?

  Rochelle : Let me remind you you're a tenant in our house. If we lose our home, you lose your...

  Mr. Omar : He's fired.

  Rochelle : Thank you.

  Narrator : If you're keeping score, that's happy: zero, my mother: one.

• Rochelle : Rochelle: Shut up and play with your gun.