Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Snitches (2008)

Tichina Arnold: Rochelle

Quotes 

• Chris : [to Rochelle]  What's wrong? I thought you guys were going out.

  Rochelle : The sitter canceled and my anniversary is ruined. Other than that, everything is fine.

  Narrator : If this was a cartoon, you'd see a lightbulb appear above my head.

  Chris : I can watch Drew and Tonya, and you and Dad can still go out.

  Rochelle : Chris, this is not for a few hours. It'll be all night.

  Chris : Ma, I can handle it.

  Rochelle : Well, what if Drew gets a fever?

  Chris : I'll call a doctor.

  Rochelle : What if Tonya sets something on fire?

  Chris : I'll call the Fire Department.

  Rochelle : Somebody tries to break in?

  Chris : I'll call the police.

  Rochelle : What if you get attacked by ghosts?

  Chris : I'll call Ghostbusters.

• Rochelle : Hey, Drew, Tonya, Chris is in charge. I want y'all to be on your best behavior.

  Tonya : If Chris accidentally catches on fire, jumps out a window to fan out the flames and falls to his death, is he still in charge?