- Blair Waldorf: No, it's not.
- [sobs]
- Blair Waldorf: It's horrible. I thought that... if... I could finally say it, but... everything would change, but... He's just as selfish and soulless as ever. Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.
- [sobs]
- Blair Waldorf: Help me.
- Blair Waldorf: Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you.
- Chuck Bass: We've talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.
- Blair Waldorf: But I am me. And you are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything.
- Chuck Bass: And why would you do that?
- Blair Waldorf: Because I love you.
- Chuck Bass: Well, that's too bad.
- Cyrus Rose: [to Blair] I just hope you know how happy I am, not just to be with your mother, but to have you, family. I love you very, very much.
- Blair Waldorf: [crying] I told Chuck I love him.
- Cyrus Rose: Really? That's wonderful.
- Blair Waldorf: No, it's not, it's horrible. I thought that if I could finally say it that everything would change, but he is just as selfish and solace as ever. Only a masochist could ever love such as narcissist. Help me.
- [hugs Cyrus]
- Cyrus Rose: You don't need help. He just needs time.
- Blair Waldorf: Wait.
- [hugs Cyrus again]
- Blair Waldorf: Not enough.
- Nate Archibald: [to Blair] You're really sweet with him.
- Blair Waldorf: Me? Sweet? No!
- Nate Archibald: But you are. I mean, worrying about him, offering him food, it's downright maternal.
- Blair Waldorf: I'm not maternal. I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish.
- Cyrus Rose: That sermon was surprisingly thought-provoking. That stuff about life and death, and time on our side being so fleeting.
- Eleanor Waldorf: Darling, it's a funeral. What was he supposed to talk about, the stock market?
- Eleanor Waldorf: [to Blair] How is Charles holding up?
- Blair Waldorf: Who knows? He's not returning any of my calls or texts, but the hotel says that they keep sending up food, so there's something alive in that room.
- Lily van der Woodsen: [Lily looks at an article about Bart's death] What a nice photo. Remind me to send a thank-you note to the photo editor.
- Eleanor Waldorf: [Eleanor looks at an article about Bart's death] That's a good picture. Lily should send a thank-you note to the photo editor.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Spotted: Chuck Bass leaving his father's funeral and Blair Waldorf shedding tears for the dearly departed.
- [first lines]
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over, as New York skyline is shown:] More towers than Trump, more bucks than Bloomberg. Bart Bass definitely made his mark on Manhattan. The passing of a public figure can shake a whole town, but the real story is always the one happening in private away from the headlines at home.
- Nate Archibald: [to Chuck] You don't even have to stay that long. You should let people shake your hand, say hello, and you're done.
- Chuck Bass: You don't have to convince me.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, good. Well, I just thought that after what happened at the church, you might not wanna be here.
- Lily van der Woodsen: [at funeral, follows Chuck] I know you're upset, but we really need each other right now.
- Chuck Bass: [shrugs her off] Don't touch me, whore!
- Lily van der Woodsen: Charles, please, you need to be with your family.
- Chuck Bass: My family? I don't have a family!