Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Never Been Marcused (2008)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Blair Waldorf : As his consort, I have to be able to hobnob with oligarchs and dictators.
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, if you can't find common ground with a dictator, I don't know who can.
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Serena van der Woodsen : Blair Waldorf, a fling? You're not exactly low maintenance.
Blair Waldorf : It's like Roman Holiday but I'm Gregory Peck and he's Audrey Hepburn!
Serena van der Woodsen : And you really expect me to believe this isn't all about revenge on Chuck?
Blair Waldorf : Revenge is so 12 hours ago! And just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a delicious dish in his own right.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [on phone, to her best friend] Blair Waldorf a fling? Hmm. You're not exactly low maintenance.
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[first lines]
Gossip Girl : [voice-over] As summer comes to an end, I'd like to share a few things I've learned about fun in the sun. Gossip Girl's Guide to Summer, tip number one: Don't fall asleep on the job. The best hookups are free of morning breath and awkward conversation.
[a couple lies sleeping on the beach]
Gossip Girl : The only thing harder than making up is waking up.
[song goes "How deep is your ocean, how high is your sky?"]
Dan Humphrey : [wakes up] Uh... Hey.
Serena van der Woodsen : Hi.
[they kiss]
Serena van der Woodsen : Morning. Mm.
[reaches for blouse, slips it on]
Dan Humphrey : What?
Serena van der Woodsen : I'm sorry. I... I'm just a little...
Dan Humphrey : Overwhelmed?
Serena van der Woodsen : Confused.
[sighs]
Serena van der Woodsen : Last night was...
Dan Humphrey : It was amazing.
[they kiss]
Serena van der Woodsen : And confusing.
[chuckles]
Dan Humphrey : Okay. Now I'm... I'm a little confused.
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, it was so romantic, what you did, showing up here... And it feels so right to be together...
Dan Humphrey : But you're having second thoughts.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, I... I just think that we should think... before we get back together. Right?
Dan Humphrey : Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I thought this meant we were back together.
[long passionate kiss...]
Serena van der Woodsen : [... from which she breaks free] Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh...
Dan Humphrey : I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Serena van der Woodsen : No, you're not.
Dan Humphrey : I'm not.
[Serena chuckles]
Dan Humphrey : At all!
[more laughter from Serena]
Serena van der Woodsen : And neither am I. And I wanna keep it that way. But this is a big decision, and we did break up for a reason. Many reasons. But this was never our problem.
[they kiss again]
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay. I will see you back in the city.
[plants kiss]
Serena van der Woodsen : Fully clothed, with lots of people around. Okay?
Dan Humphrey : Okay.
Serena van der Woodsen : [walks off, turns back] We'll talk.
Dan Humphrey : [buttons shirt] Yeah, about our problems.
[as she walks away:]
Dan Humphrey : That sounds great.
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Blair Waldorf : [introduction to Lord Beaton] Dan is a football fanatic.
[chuckles]
Blair Waldorf : He's a huge Chelsea fan.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, me too. I just love the Balenciaga store.