Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Seder Anything (2009)

Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass

Quotes 

• Chuck Bass : The prodigal daughter returns. How was Spain?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Amazing. Perfect.

  Chuck Bass : I'm sure. You and Poppy dancing on tabletops in Barcelona. Sunbathing nude on Costa del Sol.

  Serena van der Woodsen : More like me and Poppy and her boyfriend, Gabriel, on the coast. Uh... I just read and ate, and, you know, swam.

  Chuck Bass : [voice low]  So there was nude sunbathing?

  Serena van der Woodsen : [seems evasive]  Hey, uh, is my Mom around?

  Chuck Bass : I haven't seen her. But I have been occupied.

  [in the doorway, comely girl comes to bid adieu] 

  Chuck Bass : Last night's entertainment. She's a synchronized swimmer. She can hold her breath for five minutes.

  Serena van der Woodsen : So you, you found a way to get over Blair, then?

• Jenny Humphrey : Don't you have a guest to attend to?

  Chuck Bass : It appears I already did. A year ago. I should've noticed in the elevator. How many women can put their legs behind their...

  Jenny Humphrey : [to her guest]  Hey, um... you wanna go for a walk?

  Wes : Okay, sure.

  Jenny Humphrey : I'll see you at the elevator.

  Wes : Right.

  [on his way] 

  Jenny Humphrey : [to Chuck]  Just because you're bored with your own life... doesn't mean you have to make everyone around you miserable.

  Chuck Bass : For your information, you don't live here yet.

  Jenny Humphrey : Please! After what you did at the Kiss On The Lips party last year, like I would ever live in the same house as you. You know, you're lucky I didn't tell my Dad. Because if I did, he would make Lily choose, us or you, and I wonder who she'd pick.

  Chuck Bass : You really think I care if Lily kicks me out?

  Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, I do. Because you lost Blair, and now she's dating your best friend. And therefore, the only human contact that you don't pay for, is the people in this house. And knowing you, you'd screw that up too.

  [walks away] 

  Anna : [his escort shrugs]  Are you coming back?

  Chuck Bass : [low growl]  You can let yourself out.