Gossip Girl (TV Series)

There Might be Blood (2008)

Stella Maeve: Emma Boardman

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Quotes 

• Emma Boardman : Aren't you done? You won. You, Muffy, my mom. I'm the only loser.

  Blair Waldorf : You still don't get it. Having sex for the first time shouldn't be part of a competition to beat Muffy the lacrosse-stitute. It should be with someone you love.

  Emma Boardman : Was your first time with someone you loved?

  [pause] 

  Blair Waldorf : Yes, it was. And honestly there are better ways of getting your mother's attention.

  Emma Boardman : I told you this is about Muffy.

  Blair Waldorf : Please, I wrote the book on distracted self-centered mothers. My mom has never met a single one of my teachers, she regularly forgets my birthday, and she only comments on my appearance when she has something to criticize.

  Emma Boardman : But you're perfect.

  Blair Waldorf : True, but that's why I finally realized it wasn't about me, the same way it's not about you.

  Emma Boardman : My mom always says when we come to the city we're gonna hang out and do mother daughter things. It never happens.

  Blair Waldorf : So tell her that.

• Blair Waldorf : Emma, open up. Emma I know you're in there.

  [Blair knocking on Serge's apartment door trying to get Emma] 

  Emma Boardman : Go away! Serge is in the bathroom and when he gets out, there's gonna be one less virgin around here.

  Chuck Bass : You do have to admire her determination.

  Emma Boardman : I'm not letting Muffy lose hers before me, she beats me in everything.

  Chuck Bass : Tell her to check Gossip Girl.

  Blair Waldorf : Emma, do you have your phone? Check Gossip Girl, it's important.

  Emma Boardman : [picks up her phone]  Look I already told you nothing's gonna... what?

  [she opens the door] 

  Emma Boardman : It says Muffy's muff gets stuffed! Does that mean...

  Blair Waldorf : That little Muffy took her first steps as a woman, afraid so.

  Emma Boardman : She lost her virginity and her Gossip Girl cherry in the same night? But how did she get on Gossip Girl?

  Chuck Bass : It pays to have connections.

• Blair Waldorf : Looks like you got nailed just not in the way you wanted!

  Emma Boardman : Give me time. Serge and I were just moving the party over to his place.

  Blair Waldorf : Serge? Honestly, how tacky are you?

• Blair Waldorf : Oh sweet heaven.

  [Emma comes out wearing a risqué dress] 

  Emma Boardman : So, Muffy McDonough's been bragging about how she's gonna lose her virginity cause she finally landed a date with the lacrosse captain. They call him the d-virginator.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh my god stop your mouth from moving.

  Emma Boardman : But now that I finally have the night away from mom and dad we'll see whose first. I'm saying TTFN to my you-know-what.

  Blair Waldorf : Or maybe we'll see how your mom feels about your little clearance sale Lohan.

  Emma Boardman : Please I heard you talking about getting into Yale, well Dean Berube is like my uncle so hlep me or I tell him how you took me into a club and got me wasted.

• Emma Boardman : I'm saying TTFN to my you know what!

• Emma Boardman : Is my Mom gone?

  Blair Waldorf : Yeah. So, what kind of movies do you like? Something where the animals sing, or...

  [sees Emma's short dress] 

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, sweet heaven!

• Chuck Bass : [spots pretty young Emma approaching]  Well, what do we have here? Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Chuck...

  Emma Boardman : Bass. Oh, my God. I read about you on Gossip Girl. You're... you're like the devil.

  Chuck Bass : Finally, some truth in advertising. Headed out, are we?

  Emma Boardman : Serena, Blair and I are going to the gala. Hope you're coming.

  Chuck Bass : Well, I'm all for company on a Saturday night, but the only thing I like that aged is my scotch.

  Emma Boardman : What? It's old people? Blair told me it was all hot guys.

  Chuck Bass : Sounds to me like you've been taken for a ride.

  Emma Boardman : Well... how about you taking me for a ride instead?

• Emma Boardman : Wow, a real limo. This is so perfect. By the way, my name is...

  Chuck Bass : Let's not spoil this with you talking.

  Emma Boardman : Fine.

  Gossip Girl : Spotted: Bass taking the bait...

  Emma Boardman : Straight into business then.

  [scoots up close] 

  Gossip Girl : ...jailbait, that is.