- Buttons McBoomBoom: Make sure the reporters spell my name right. It's McBoomBoom. That's one Mc and two Booms.
- Berserko: Everybody in Empire City is gonna see my face.
- Officer Donny 'Hardtop' Brooks: Yeah, behind bars!
- Berserko: Huh?
- Brandon 'Big Boss' Babel: Yeah, the Criminal of the Year's gotta be somebody you can trust. Yeah... I remember the advise the old Big Boss gave me before I squeezed him out and took over.
- Buttons McBoomBoom: [after robbing a bank] Make sure the reporters spell my name right! It's McBoomBoom. That's one 'Mc' and two Booms.