Joshua Nelson: Sheldon

Quotes 

• Sheldon : Hola, Nicki.

  [Nick, having just has a nightmare in Spanish, backs away in horror] 

  Sheldon : [to Carl]  Was my accent that bad?

• Nick Chase : You're just unwrapping your history book now?

  Sheldon : I meant to unwrap it for months, but life just got in the way.

• Matthew Wiggins : And what was Glover Cleveland remembered for?

  Sheldon : He's the only president named after a muppet.

• Sheldon : Oh my god. I fell asleep. How much time do we have?

  Nick Chase : [checking his clock]  We have to go now, kid.

  Sheldon : I'm not goin'. I don't have a chance. I'm as good as dead. There's no way I'm leaving this room.

  Carl : 1836, the last words of Jim Bowie at the Alamo.

• Nick Chase : Listen, kid. You can do it. You know this stuff. You just don't believe in yourself.

  Sheldon : And I'm right!

  Nick Chase : Maybe you're not. Now, what happened in 1787?

  Sheldon : Seventeen eighty-seven, eighty-seven... They signed the constitution!

  Nick Chase : Right. 1853.

  Sheldon : Uh, uh... the Gadsden Purchase!

  Nick Chase : 1620.

  Sheldon : The pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock.

  Nick Chase : Sheldon!

  Sheldon : My name!

• Nick Chase : I got a B.

  Matthew Wiggins : Hey, that's great!

  Carl : Way to go, Nick.

  Sheldon : I'm proud of ya, man. You almost did as good as me!

  Carl : Sheldon, you got a D+

  Sheldon : A D+ is almost a C-.

  Carl : Yeah.

  Sheldon : And a C- is practically average. The word "average" begins with an A.