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- The Class: Hola, Nicki.
- Matthew Wiggins: [prompting Nick to identify the quote] "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
- Nick Chase: McDonald's.
- Bobo: Does anybody know how you measure wind speed?
- Matthew Wiggins: Yeah, yeah, it's the Beaufort scale. I-it's named after Sir Francis Beaufort.
- Bobo: Thanks, and I hate you.
- Nick Chase: You're just unwrapping your history book now?
- Sheldon: I meant to unwrap it for months, but life just got in the way.
- Matthew Wiggins: And what was Glover Cleveland remembered for?
- Sheldon: He's the only president named after a muppet.
- Sheldon: Oh my god. I fell asleep. How much time do we have?
- Nick Chase: [checking his clock] We have to go now, kid.
- Sheldon: I'm not goin'. I don't have a chance. I'm as good as dead. There's no way I'm leaving this room.
- Carl: 1836, the last words of Jim Bowie at the Alamo.
- Nick Chase: Listen, kid. You can do it. You know this stuff. You just don't believe in yourself.
- Sheldon: And I'm right!
- Nick Chase: Maybe you're not. Now, what happened in 1787?
- Sheldon: Seventeen eighty-seven, eighty-seven... They signed the constitution!
- Nick Chase: Right. 1853.
- Sheldon: Uh, uh... the Gadsden Purchase!
- Nick Chase: 1620.
- Sheldon: The pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock.
- Nick Chase: Sheldon!
- Sheldon: My name!
- Nick Chase: I got a B.
- Matthew Wiggins: Hey, that's great!
- Carl: Way to go, Nick.
- Sheldon: I'm proud of ya, man. You almost did as good as me!
- Carl: Sheldon, you got a D+
- Sheldon: A D+ is almost a C-.
- Carl: Yeah.
- Sheldon: And a C- is practically average. The word "average" begins with an A.
- Augie: [toasting Nick] This man has been a great friend. No, no, no, look. He's been more than a friend. He's been a friend and a brother. He's a frother.