- [closing lines]
- Benjamin Higgenbottom: [from the dog cage in Portia's bedroom] Hello? Bessie? Happy?
- [beat]
- Benjamin Higgenbottom: ... woof?
- Benjamin Higgenbottom: If I didn't have such a sweet deal with Mom, I'd go live with Portia, too!
- Bessie Higgenbottom: Come on, Ben!
- Benjamin Higgenbottom: I told you, my dog name is "Pizza"!