The Poorman first heads to Torrance, California and the Palos Verdes Bowl to watch 40 of the top female porn stars in the business compete in a special charity event called "The 1st annual Naked Bowling Tournament". During intermissions, he shares special recaps of the greatest bikini smack-downs, checks out a 'Bench Warmer" "Hottie Card" photo shoot, does a beach interview with Shauna Sands, and shares an sporting event called "Bikini Fish-Off". Goes to "The Grove" in Anaheim, California for "Bikini Pro Wrestling", goes with "The Bikini Brigade" to San Clemente for a bikini contest, and then heads to the "Oasis Hotel" in Cancun, Mexico for the wildest Spring Break ever, being certain to visit "Fat Tuesday's" and and then back to The States for the the Sigma Pi foam party.
—Jim 'Poorman' Trenton