Dino Bravo: Abner

Quotes 

• Gladys : Abner, there's trouble at the Stevens house again. There's a negro chasing Tabitha around the house.

  Abner : A negro? There are no negros in this neighborhood.

  Gladys : I'm telling you, there's a colored man, I'm calling the police.

  Abner : Go ahead and call the police Gladys, but first make me a pestrami sandwich, alright?