In the opening monologue, Red tells several jokes about diets and exercise. Seagulls Gertrude and Heathcliffe appear for a gag. The monologue is concluded by a pantomime of a husband whose wife forces him to eat nothing but carrots for his health. The title of the Silent Spot is "The Greasy Spoon Cafe" in which Red mimes the filthy proprietor of a diner.