Leverage (TV Series)
The Nigerian Job (2008)
Beth Riesgraf: Parker
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Quotes
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[over commlinks]
Nathan Ford : Guys, listen up. We're going on my count, not a second sooner. Parker, no freelancing.
Eliot Spencer : Hey, relax. We know what we're doin'.
Nathan Ford : And on the count of five, four...
Alec Hardison : Aw, he doesn't want to be our pal.
Nathan Ford : We're on the count! Five, four, three...
[Parker runs by]
Eliot Spencer : She's gone!
Nathan Ford : Son of a...
Parker : [leaps over side of building] Yee-hooo!
Eliot Spencer : That's twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag!
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Eliot Spencer : What's in it for me?
Nathan Ford : Payback. And if it goes right, a lot of money.
Parker : And what's in it for me?
Nathan Ford : A lot of money. And if it goes right, payback. Hardison?
Alec Hardison : I-I was just gonna send a thousand porno magazines to his office, but, hell yeah, man, let's kick him up!
Eliot Spencer : What's in it for you?
Nathan Ford : He used my son.
[long pause]
Nathan Ford : All right, let's go get Sophie.
Eliot Spencer : [they walk out, except Eliot who hangs back] What the hell's a "Sophie"?
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Eliot Spencer : [Referring to their former employer, Victor Dubenich] He tried to kill us!
Parker : More importantly, he didn't pay us!
Eliot Spencer : [dumbfounded] How is that more important?
Parker : I take that personally.
Eliot Spencer : There's somethin' wrong with you.
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Parker : [hangs down from bar overhead] Can I have one?
Alec Hardison : You can have the whole box.
Eliot Spencer : What are you gonna do when she finds out you live with your mom?
Alec Hardison : [chuckles] Age of the geek, baby. We run the world.
Eliot Spencer : Mm-hmm. You keep tellin' yourself that.
Typed Caption : Parker: Security Circum
Typed Caption : [deletes that] Infiltration and Alter
Typed Caption : [deletes that] Thief.
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Parker : What is it with women and shoes?
Sophie Devereaux : There's something wrong with you.
Eliot Spencer : That's what I said.
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Alec Hardison : Anybody else notice how hard we rocked last night?
Nathan Ford : Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eliot Spencer : Yeah well, one show only. No encores.
Parker : I already forgot your names.
Alec Hardison : It was kinda cool being on the same side.
Nathan Ford : No, we are not on the same side. I am not a thief.
Parker : You are now. Come on, Nathan, tell the truth. Did you have a little bit of fun playing the black king instead of the white knight? Just this once?
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Alec Hardison : [about Sophie's acting] She's very awful.
Parker : Is she injured... in the head?
Eliot Spencer : Seriously, man, this is the worst actress I've ever seen.
Nathan Ford : This is not her stage.
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Parker : I can't even tell how many guys are in the room, how can you tell who's who?
Nathan Ford : Haircuts, Parker, count the haircuts.
Parker : I would have missed that.
Nathan Ford : What?
Parker : Nothing!
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Parker : [pointing a gun at the others when she discovers she wasn't paid] My money's not in my account. That makes me cry inside, in my special angry place.
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Parker : Problem. Those guards you ganked? They reset all the alarms on the roof and all the floors above us. We can't go up.
Eliot Spencer : Every man for himself, dude.
Alec Hardison : Go ahead! I'm the one with the merchandise.
Parker : Yeah, well, I'm the one with an exit!
Nathan Ford : [into comms] And I'm the one with a plan. Now, I know you children don't play well with others but I need you to hold it together for exactly seven more minutes. Now, get to the elevator and head down. We're going to the burn scam.
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Parker : [from around the corner] Sophie!
Sophie Devereaux : What's going on?
Parker : [tosses a rappelling harness to Sophie] Put this on!
Sophie Devereaux : What's it for?
Parker : Speed.
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[ringing]
Parker : [Southern accent] Hello. I.T.
Dubenich's Secretary : Yeah, this is Victor Dubenich's office. My computer just completely crashed.
Parker : Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear about that. Have you tried turning it on and off again?
Alec Hardison : [to Nate, proudly] That's a computer thing. I, uh, I told her to say that.
Nathan Ford : Well done.
