The Simpsons (TV Series)

How the Test Was Won (2009)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Dil, Francine Rhenquist

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : 96%? What did I get wrong?

  Superintendent Chalmers : Several questions.

  Lisa Simpson : Several? That's more than a few, and almost a bunch.

• Lisa Simpson : [Thinking]  Let's move on to question two. "Question two: using what you've learned from question one..."

  Lisa Simpson : [Out loud]  Aaargh!

• Lisa Simpson : Bart, what did you put on question 36?

  Bart Simpson : Slurp my snot!

  Lisa Simpson : Bart!

  Bart Simpson : That was my answer. I wrote down "Slurp my snot" in the answer sheet.

  Lisa Simpson : Dad, Bart's throwing away his future!

  Homer Simpson : Oh, no! Now who will sell oranges on the offramp?

  [laughs and high-fives Bart]